Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Luxury Weddings Are Out of Control
Get exclusive videos & early access on my Patreon: http://patreon.com/RyanGeorge
Billionaire weddings are a beautiful celebration of love, commitment, and making the entire city of Venice deal with your nonsense.
Today we’re looking at some of the most absurd luxury weddings I could find: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez shutting down Venice for a reported $50 million extravaganza, David and Victoria Beckham getting married in a castle while dressed like royal grape soda, a billion-dollar oligarch wedding with celebrity performances, and the kind of wedding cakes that seem less edible than legally concerning. The richer the people, the stranger the details get.
There are private jets, purple thrones, giant rotating cakes, yacht foam parties, and at least one wedding where the correct response is not “aww” but “what on earth is happening here.” If you’ve ever been to a normal wedding and thought “this centerpiece is a bit much,” this should help recalibrate your standards immediately.
Chapters:
00:00 Wedding Judgments Setup
00:30 Luxury Weddings Teaser
01:12 Bezos Wedding Breakdown
03:13 Venice Takeover Fallout
03:54 Beckham Purple Wedding Moment
04:42 Castle Cake Chaos
05:55 Russian Billionaire Wedding
06:36 J.Lo Math And Madness
06:55 Luxury Cake Detour
08:08 Angelababy Spectacle
09:56 Final Thoughts And Outro
Here are some more videos:
Making Fun Of Big Dumb Luxury Homes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3EJpS7NhMI
AI Chatbots Make Me Uncomfortable
https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI
The Weird Lies of Snapchat Influencers:
https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI
Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats and dog and child.
For business inquiries: ryan@28thave.com
Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty https://instagram.com/geofffhaggerty
Edited by Jonny Wanzer
Produced by Dave Heuff - Hooked Creators
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment