Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Luxury Weddings Are Out of Control

Get exclusive videos & early access on my Patreon: http://patreon.com/RyanGeorge Billionaire weddings are a beautiful celebration of love, commitment, and making the entire city of Venice deal with your nonsense. Today we’re looking at some of the most absurd luxury weddings I could find: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez shutting down Venice for a reported $50 million extravaganza, David and Victoria Beckham getting married in a castle while dressed like royal grape soda, a billion-dollar oligarch wedding with celebrity performances, and the kind of wedding cakes that seem less edible than legally concerning. The richer the people, the stranger the details get. There are private jets, purple thrones, giant rotating cakes, yacht foam parties, and at least one wedding where the correct response is not “aww” but “what on earth is happening here.” If you’ve ever been to a normal wedding and thought “this centerpiece is a bit much,” this should help recalibrate your standards immediately. Chapters: 00:00 Wedding Judgments Setup 00:30 Luxury Weddings Teaser 01:12 Bezos Wedding Breakdown 03:13 Venice Takeover Fallout 03:54 Beckham Purple Wedding Moment 04:42 Castle Cake Chaos 05:55 Russian Billionaire Wedding 06:36 J.Lo Math And Madness 06:55 Luxury Cake Detour 08:08 Angelababy Spectacle 09:56 Final Thoughts And Outro Here are some more videos: Making Fun Of Big Dumb Luxury Homes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3EJpS7NhMI AI Chatbots Make Me Uncomfortable https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI The Weird Lies of Snapchat Influencers: https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats and dog and child. For business inquiries: ryan@28thave.com Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty https://instagram.com/geofffhaggerty Edited by Jonny Wanzer Produced by Dave Heuff - Hooked Creators

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