I Took an Online Wizard Course

Get exclusive videos & early access on my Patreon: http://patreon.com/RyanGeorge Hi there hello. I did not receive an owl. Not a snowy owl, not a budget owl, not even a morally questionable burrowing owl. So instead of attending wizard school the traditional way, I enrolled in an online course that promised to help me reclaim my magic. In this video, I take a real wizarding course on the internet, learn about alchemy, magical staffs, chakras, telepathy, and the importance of keeping your wand clean, and attempt to determine whether I am now legally considered a wizard. If you enjoy watching a grown man take online wizard classes very seriously, welcome. Please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats and dog and child. Chapters: 00:00 No Hogwarts Letter 00:51 Wizard School Is Online Now 01:34 Choosing My Wizard Course 01:46 The Intro Video Is… Concerning 02:37 Alchemy and Starting Fires 03:04 Talking to Dragons (Not Elves) 04:03 The Importance of a Magic Wand 05:03 Cleansing Your Wand 05:58 Your Spine Is the Real Wand 07:19 Cauldrons and “Sexual Energy” 08:16 Learning Telepathy 09:53 Quitting Wizard Dreams Outro Thanks for watching! Here are some more videos: Making Fun Of Big Dumb Luxury Homes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3EJpS7NhMI AI Chatbots Make Me Uncomfortable https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI The Weird Lies of Snapchat Influencers: https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI For business inquiries: ryan@28thave.com Follow my Patreon: http://patreon.com/RyanGeorge Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty Edited by Jonny Wanzer Produced by Dave Heuff - Hooked Creators #ryangeorge #wizard #onlinecourses #comedy