Saturday, March 7, 2026

I Took an Online Wizard Course

Get exclusive videos & early access on my Patreon: http://patreon.com/RyanGeorge Hi there hello. I did not receive an owl. Not a snowy owl, not a budget owl, not even a morally questionable burrowing owl. So instead of attending wizard school the traditional way, I enrolled in an online course that promised to help me reclaim my magic. In this video, I take a real wizarding course on the internet, learn about alchemy, magical staffs, chakras, telepathy, and the importance of keeping your wand clean, and attempt to determine whether I am now legally considered a wizard. If you enjoy watching a grown man take online wizard classes very seriously, welcome. Please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats and dog and child. Chapters: 00:00 No Hogwarts Letter 00:51 Wizard School Is Online Now 01:34 Choosing My Wizard Course 01:46 The Intro Video Is… Concerning 02:37 Alchemy and Starting Fires 03:04 Talking to Dragons (Not Elves) 04:03 The Importance of a Magic Wand 05:03 Cleansing Your Wand 05:58 Your Spine Is the Real Wand 07:19 Cauldrons and “Sexual Energy” 08:16 Learning Telepathy 09:53 Quitting Wizard Dreams Outro Thanks for watching! Here are some more videos: Making Fun Of Big Dumb Luxury Homes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3EJpS7NhMI AI Chatbots Make Me Uncomfortable https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI The Weird Lies of Snapchat Influencers: https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI For business inquiries: ryan@28thave.com Follow my Patreon: http://patreon.com/RyanGeorge Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty Edited by Jonny Wanzer Produced by Dave Heuff - Hooked Creators #ryangeorge #wizard #onlinecourses #comedy

Friday, March 6, 2026

Iran War Phase 2: Ground Invasion Begins

A new front may be opening in the 2026 war with Iran. Reports claim Kurdish fighters have crossed from Iraq into Iran’s western mountains as U.S. and Israeli airstrikes pound IRGC positions. In this breakdown we examine the emerging ground campaign, Iran’s missile strategy to trigger a global oil shock, the U.S. Navy’s first torpedo strike since WWII, and the first F-35 air-to-air kill. We also analyze whether the air campaign can stop Iran’s ballistic missiles. $10,000 Donation is to the Tunnel to Towers Foundation Gold Star Family Home Program: https://t2t.org/ Merch: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/products/frag-out-t-shirt

Thursday, March 5, 2026

Iranian Rhapsody (Official Music Video)

King perform their hit single Iranian Rhapsody Incredible performances by Trump of USA, Netanyahu of Israel, JD Vance of Unknown and Ayatollah Khamenei of Iran Like hype and subscribe if you'd like more parody songs! #iran #trump #netanyahu #israel #parody #song #meme #satire #usa #middleeast

ICE ICE Agent - Parody of “Ice Ice Baby” by Song Rewire

NEW UPDATED VERSION: https://youtu.be/0S-srB_MHx0 A 90’s rap classic gets a federal twist — ICE ICE Agent is a clean, lighthearted parody of Ice Ice Baby. 🎤 Lyrics & idea by Song Rewire 🎵 Created with AI music tools 🎧 Check out our Full Lyric Videos at: https://yt.songrewire.com/rolf 💡 Support the channel & grab AI tools I use: 🎶 Suno.ai → https://suno.com/invite/@songrewire 🎨 Imagine.art → https://www.imagine.art/invite/3ebc20e3 🎬 Filmora → https://filmora.wondershare.com/fission/invite?share_code=27cwzx4iORS&referral_id=435&lang=en-us ☕ Tip Jar → https://songrewire.com/songrewiretipjar #SongRewire #IceIceAgent #IceIceBaby #90sParody #AIMusic #ParodySong

Iran's Navy Is Getting Smashed

It's been a day of firsts in the Iran war Lots happening as the war in Iran continues to spread. Overnight we got word that a US submarine sunk an Iranian naval vessel, we're seeing a defined list of objectives from the White House, a NATO member was attacked and more information on the F-15s shot down a few days ago. We also have the names of the first fallen Americans during this war: Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, Iowa, Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, Fla.; Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minn.; and Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, Neb. Sources https://www.twz.com/news-features/u-s-submarine-sinks-iranian-warship-in-the-indian-ocean https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-us-israel-conflict-2026/card/kuwaiti-jet-fighter-mistakenly-downed-u-s-f-15s-initial-reports-say-fQigEcVyHyTvkeWamDvu?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqe7d5N9s9z67cH0S7FteugkfMWtmyK9czgIktCzphE8jXrNj7RSUUma_R97ko8%3D&gaa_ts=69a8548b&gaa_sig=Wyzo0uaOTGIoUDPqnGspeykAiJIY8kLNTL1SDPoa_k2KXS2Q7EHjtdxVsgQRjFIDzVLZaPpBerkcyOrtSriO1Q%3D%3D https://www.politico.eu/article/nato-intercepts-missile-headed-turkey/ https://www.axios.com/2026/03/03/trump-iran-strait-of-hormuz-insurance-navy https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/03/03/trump-says-us-navy-could-escort-ships-through-strait-of-hormuz/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/prestonstew Twitter: https://twitter.com/prestonstew_ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prestonstew Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/prestonstew_/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Preston-Stewart/61584740132063/ Unclassified Podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4YmaFZihykI0iov9XgQ0uD?si=efe0b3bd89b6421d YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheUnclassifiedPod Contact: preston@warstories.co

I Tried the World's Most Expensive Underwater Hotel

Get Airalo today, and use my code TREKTRENDY3 for $3 USD OFF your data plan: https://try.airalo.com/TrekTrendy Today I’m staying in the world’s most expensive underwater hotel. Named the Muraka Residence and located in the Maldives at Conrad Rangali Island. I’ll show you exactly what it’s like to stay in this over the top 5 star suite, 16 feet below the surface. I’ll explore the various facilities on offer and dine in the underwater restaurant. Total cost is broken down in the video (and timestamped). As usual, this stay is fully paid for - I do not work with hotels so I can remain unbiased and honest about the experience. One addition to the video is my points redemption for the deluxe overwater villa with pool. I used 180,000 Hilton Honors points for the base stay and upgraded to the deluxe thanks to my Diamond status. This allowed me to compare their top suite to one of the other villas offered at the resort. 0:00 - Intro 02:31 - Above Water 07:42 - Underwater 12:28 - Undersea Dinner 17:20 - Resort Tour 18:40 - Cost

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

The "Pretend to Work" Loophole of China

People are now paying money to “pretend to work” in fully staged fake offices. Yes…entire companies exist where nobody actually works, but everyone clocks in, sits at desks, and takes “busy at work” pictures to send to parents. From fake manager rooms, staged internships, to even fake business certificates, this might be China’s biggest coping mechanism... The "Pretend to Work" Loophole of China IG: https://www.instagram.com/wonnylol