Saturday, March 7, 2026
I Took an Online Wizard Course
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Hi there hello.
I did not receive an owl. Not a snowy owl, not a budget owl, not even a morally questionable burrowing owl. So instead of attending wizard school the traditional way, I enrolled in an online course that promised to help me reclaim my magic.
In this video, I take a real wizarding course on the internet, learn about alchemy, magical staffs, chakras, telepathy, and the importance of keeping your wand clean, and attempt to determine whether I am now legally considered a wizard.
If you enjoy watching a grown man take online wizard classes very seriously, welcome.
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Chapters:
00:00 No Hogwarts Letter
00:51 Wizard School Is Online Now
01:34 Choosing My Wizard Course
01:46 The Intro Video Is… Concerning
02:37 Alchemy and Starting Fires
03:04 Talking to Dragons (Not Elves)
04:03 The Importance of a Magic Wand
05:03 Cleansing Your Wand
05:58 Your Spine Is the Real Wand
07:19 Cauldrons and “Sexual Energy”
08:16 Learning Telepathy
09:53 Quitting Wizard Dreams Outro
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Friday, March 6, 2026
Iran War Phase 2: Ground Invasion Begins
A new front may be opening in the 2026 war with Iran. Reports claim Kurdish fighters have crossed from Iraq into Iran’s western mountains as U.S. and Israeli airstrikes pound IRGC positions. In this breakdown we examine the emerging ground campaign, Iran’s missile strategy to trigger a global oil shock, the U.S. Navy’s first torpedo strike since WWII, and the first F-35 air-to-air kill. We also analyze whether the air campaign can stop Iran’s ballistic missiles.
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Thursday, March 5, 2026
Iranian Rhapsody (Official Music Video)
King perform their hit single Iranian Rhapsody
Incredible performances by Trump of USA, Netanyahu of Israel, JD Vance of Unknown and Ayatollah Khamenei of Iran
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ICE ICE Agent - Parody of “Ice Ice Baby” by Song Rewire
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A 90’s rap classic gets a federal twist — ICE ICE Agent is a clean, lighthearted parody of Ice Ice Baby.
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Iran's Navy Is Getting Smashed
It's been a day of firsts in the Iran war
Lots happening as the war in Iran continues to spread. Overnight we got word that a US submarine sunk an Iranian naval vessel, we're seeing a defined list of objectives from the White House, a NATO member was attacked and more information on the F-15s shot down a few days ago. We also have the names of the first fallen Americans during this war: Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, Iowa, Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, Fla.; Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minn.; and Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, Neb.
Sources
https://www.twz.com/news-features/u-s-submarine-sinks-iranian-warship-in-the-indian-ocean
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-us-israel-conflict-2026/card/kuwaiti-jet-fighter-mistakenly-downed-u-s-f-15s-initial-reports-say-fQigEcVyHyTvkeWamDvu?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqe7d5N9s9z67cH0S7FteugkfMWtmyK9czgIktCzphE8jXrNj7RSUUma_R97ko8%3D&gaa_ts=69a8548b&gaa_sig=Wyzo0uaOTGIoUDPqnGspeykAiJIY8kLNTL1SDPoa_k2KXS2Q7EHjtdxVsgQRjFIDzVLZaPpBerkcyOrtSriO1Q%3D%3D
https://www.politico.eu/article/nato-intercepts-missile-headed-turkey/
https://www.axios.com/2026/03/03/trump-iran-strait-of-hormuz-insurance-navy
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/03/03/trump-says-us-navy-could-escort-ships-through-strait-of-hormuz/
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I Tried the World's Most Expensive Underwater Hotel
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Today I’m staying in the world’s most expensive underwater hotel. Named the Muraka Residence and located in the Maldives at Conrad Rangali Island. I’ll show you exactly what it’s like to stay in this over the top 5 star suite, 16 feet below the surface. I’ll explore the various facilities on offer and dine in the underwater restaurant.
Total cost is broken down in the video (and timestamped). As usual, this stay is fully paid for - I do not work with hotels so I can remain unbiased and honest about the experience. One addition to the video is my points redemption for the deluxe overwater villa with pool. I used 180,000 Hilton Honors points for the base stay and upgraded to the deluxe thanks to my Diamond status. This allowed me to compare their top suite to one of the other villas offered at the resort.
0:00 - Intro
02:31 - Above Water
07:42 - Underwater
12:28 - Undersea Dinner
17:20 - Resort Tour
18:40 - Cost
Wednesday, March 4, 2026
The "Pretend to Work" Loophole of China
People are now paying money to “pretend to work” in fully staged fake offices. Yes…entire companies exist where nobody actually works, but everyone clocks in, sits at desks, and takes “busy at work” pictures to send to parents.
From fake manager rooms, staged internships, to even fake business certificates, this might be China’s biggest coping mechanism...
The "Pretend to Work" Loophole of China
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